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Quotes by Artemus Ward
(1834 - 1867)


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knowledgeIt ain't so much the things we don't know that get us into trouble, it's the things we do know that just ain't so.
MeaselsDid you ever have the measels, and if so, how many?
modest livingLet us all be happy, and live within our means, even if we have to borrow the money to do it with.
MoneyWhen a fellow says it ain't the money but the principle of the thing, it's the money.
MoneyWhen a fellow says it ain't the money but the principle of the thing, it's the money.
MoneyWhen a fellow says it ain't the money but the principle of the thing, it's the money.
moneyWhen a fellow says it ain't the money but the principle of the thing, it's the money.
PuritansThe Puritans nobly fled from a land of despotism to a land of freedim, where they could not only enjoy their own religion, but could prevent everybody else from enjoyin his.
- ((Charles Farrar Browne))
ReasonsWhy is this thus? What is the reason for this thusness?
WarI have given two cousins to war and I stand ready to sacrifice my wife's brother.
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